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March 26, 2009

Oh For the Love of God: California May Ban Black Cars to Reduce "Global Warming"

See, black absorbs more sunlight and releases it as heat, yeah? And see then the car gets hot and you have to use your air conditioner, right? And that uses more fuel and you DESTROY THE FUCKING EARTH, see?

How ridiculous.

The problem isn’t the color per se, but the reflectivity of the paint overall. And dark colors just don’t reflect well, so they are likely out. “Jet black remains an issue,” says the report.

California long enjoyed a reputation for freedom. No longer. The Environmental Goons claim that freedom can no longer be tolerated, so great is the threat to our earth.

Thanks to Demure Thoughts. Who's blogging about animals that sorta look like vaginas.

Though, really, if your vagina looks like these creatures, you might want to have that checked out. You might need a course of Bactine and linament.

Colugo Monkey?

I admit that one's fun to say.


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