Overnight Open Thread: Do Caffeine and Bigfoot Mix? [krakatoa]

Genghis is under the weather tonight, suffering from severe Seattle P.I. withdrawals. Well that's what he begged me to say after realizing he'd wasted his one free call from the slammer asking me to bail him out.

Apparently after a bottle of VuR, he decided a sure money-maker down at Pike Place Market would be an open-air show featuring him, a dead flounder nicked from City Fish, a pair of tube socks and a smile.

You can make some extra cash a lot of ways down there -- hell, I've seen a homeless guy with a hat-full of cash holding only a sign saying "I'll stand downwind of you for money".

Fat, stupid and simulating sex (see how I covered for you there?) with a stolen fish in front of a thousand pedestrians is no way to get ahead in life, son.

Anyway, being a mensch, I agreed to put up one of these here overnight open thread posts. So in honor of his geography, what better subject than Bigfoot. Below the fold I've supplied a video of my favorite 'squatch hunter, Ryan, as he goes through his pre-hunt ritual at his favorite coffee shop. There are funnier episodes, but this one made me think of how so many of you roll-browed trogs must engage in your mating rituals

He's got a peculiar sense of humor that many probably won't take a shine to, so of course, talk amongst yourselves with the topics of your fancy.

posted by xgenghisx at 11:46 PM

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