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February 26, 2009

We All Have To Die Someday, This Seems A Pretty Good Way To Do It

Raise a glass of Valu-Rite to a crazy Russian, who while he may not have been an Ace of Spades reader, was surely our spiritual brother.

A SEX-MAD Russian died after guzzling a bottle of Viagra pills to keep him going for a 12-hour orgy with two women pals.

The women had bet mechanic Sergey Tuganov £3,000 that he wouldnít be able to satisfy them both non-stop for the half-day sex marathon.

He 'bet' them? That's how you get two chicks in bed at the same time, you call it a bet? I did not know that.

Even if he lost, the money comes out to about $4,300 American, divided by two, divided by 12 hours is $180/hour per 'friend', which from what I hear, isn't a bad 'rate', I mean wager. Of course it's hard to know that for sure without pictures.

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