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February 07, 2009

Overnight Open Thread. Ministry of Silly Links Edition, Part II (genghis)

As always, almost nothing is off-topic or out of bounds. Here's some appetizers to start you off as you sit there, 3 sheets to the wind, trying to understand all those blurry font-shaped things on the screen in front of you. Meanwhile the room keeps spinning faster and faster around you:

Item #1: With regards to the room-spinning thing, here's a little something to help calm your stomach. (by relieving it of all its contents. Relax, it’s just optical illusions and busty lesbian porn, but mostly optical illusions).

Item #2: Longing to re-live your days as a campus radical? Problem solved: here you can Che your photographs. What family photo, baby pic or other event wouldn’t look much better if it were Che’d up?

"Join the pop art revolution! In the style of the famous portrait of Che Guevara that has graced the walls of at least two generations of students. Make yourself the perfect revolutionary icon!

Item #3: We all know the secret of Soylent Green by now, right? But you know what’s even more horrifying? (answer below the fold)

Skittles are unicorn droppings!!!
Albeit tasty ones. Wonder if Unicorn One keeps a bowl of them on his desk, like Reagan did with jelly beans? But the above is just a flimsy excuse to post the trailer for “Soylent Green,” which according to Him (PBUH) will be our fate if the Spendulus” doesn’t pass.

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