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February 04, 2009

The Ultimate Insult: Three Stooges Remake with Johnny Depp and... Sean Penn?

Ah, Sean Penn. The man practically drips comedy. Although I admit his scenery-chewing saliva-slinging bug-eyed Spazzmoid stroke-acting is occasionally kinda funny, accidentally.

Since Spicoli, the only funny thing to come out of his mouth was Dennis Kucinich's dick.

I don't even like the Stooges -- to be fair, I've seen like two of their shorts, total -- but I'm going to say right now this completely ruins my non-memories of them.

Thanks to Maetenloch.

Seriously... Is it just me or is Sean Penn out-acted by Michael J. Fox here?

Is that all there is to acting? Inarticulate yelling and making retard-faces?

I guess so. But how come that doesn't work for Stallone?



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