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January 31, 2009

Renee Zellwegger: "I Have a Crush on Jimmy Carter"

Of course.

“I have a crush on Jimmy Carter. I admit it. He has an extraordinary mind. He's an exceptional human being. And he writes poetry, for crying out loud. He's all good things.”

In a Friday “Life” section profile, “A low-key Renee Zellweger loves to hide in plain sight,” reporter Donna Freydkin relayed: “So wowed was Zellweger that she waited in the blistering Manhattan cold for 2 1/2 hours on Monday to have the 39th President sign her copy of his latest book, We Can Have Peace in the Holy Land: A Plan That Will Work.”

This is why I don't mind Scientologists. (Note I said Scientologists, not Scientology. The "religion," of course, is a nasty, thuggish, insane fraud. The people themselves are kinda kooky but generally well behaved.)

A lot of these art-school flakes are going to believe in something -- anything, really -- including Barack Obama and, bizarrely, "The Monster" Jimmy Carter (as Len, I think, from The Simpsons dubbed him). Frankly, believing that Xenu imprisoned millions of bad souls in volcanoes is the least toxic insanity they're likely to believe in.

Well, except for the fact that Scientology will rape their bank accounts. But at least that harm is restricted to themselves.

All I know is that John Travolta isn't always nuttering on about his politics.

Fixed: Isn't always nuttering on about his politics, I meant.


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