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January 23, 2009
Day 4: Osama bin Forgotten Remains Alive, At Large, and At Our Throats
Isn't that how the MSM would headline this strike on Al Qaeda, were Bush still president?
Witnesses report a slender, mocha-colored man with chiseled pecs and dressed in a Valkyrie's armor (but not in a gay way, or at least not super-gay way) mounted upon a winged unicorn, descending upon the terrorist hold-out, smiting the malefactors and sending their heads arcing hither and yon.
Conflicting reports say the vision of Sword-Slinging Awesomeness might actually have been some Predator-launched Hellfire missiles.