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Recycled Garbage: The Leftwing Identity-Politics Media Claims That Biden Never Said You Were Garbage and If He Did, That's Because You Are
Tim Walz: I Competely Support Late Third-Term Abortions
Of Course: The Democrat Lunatic Who Shouted "Alluha Akbar" As He Shot a Jewish Man on the Way to Synogogue Is a, Get This, Illegal Alien Allowed Into the Country in the Past 18 Months by Harris-Biden
Supreme Court Overturns Hawaiian Judge's Insane Ruling -- Sought by the DOJ -- To Force Virginia to Put Illegal Alien Illegal Voters BACK on the Voting Rolls
"The Only Garbage I See Floating Out There Are His Supporters:" Biden Goes Even Further Than "Deplorables"
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Mid-Morning Art Thread
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Daily Tech News 30 October
GnuBreed 2024
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moon_over_vermont 2023
westminsterdogshow 2023
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Dave In Texas 2022
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Weblog Awards Update And Open Thread
Above the post update: God bless your horny morons! The HQ has taken a lead but as we've learned countless times in places like Minnesota...no lead is safe. Remember, there are football games today, that means cheerleader picks. Now if the lead expands, Dave or I will pick them. If not, Gabe might have to do it. You make the call. (Just to be clear, Gabe has a history of posting Helen Thomas pictures)
Original post:
Last night we tried the stick (acid bath) tonight we try the carrot (breasts!).
After briefly taking the lead today, the HQ has slipped back into second place. So, assuming you morons don't shorty out your computers drooling over this greatest hit from the last year, please find your way over to the Best Conservative Blog category page and vote Ace of Spades HQ.
Did I mention the voting?
Below the fold, some friends of the HQ that are worth your consideration and support.
Here's the list Gabe put together at one point...
The Anchoress is nominated in the Best Individual Blogger category.
Snapped Shot is nominated in the Best Photo Blog category.
Nice Deb is nominated in the Best Small Blog category.
This Ain't Hell, nominated for Best Military Blog.
Jammie Wearing Fool, nominated for Best Large Blog.
A couple more I'd like to offer up for your consideration...
OPFOR and Blackfive in the Milblog category.
The Stupid Shall Be Punished in the Up and Coming category. TSSBP is a Navy/submarine centric blog run by a Navy vet who is fighting cancer at the moment, so perhaps a few moron votes would offer some good cheer.
BTW-I exchanged emails with Bubblehead today, turns out he stops by here regularly, so you'd be doing a fellow moron* a solid.
*That's figuratively speaking inasmuch as he's a freaking nuclear engineer and all.
Treacher! Treacher's getting his ass kicked by the Comics Curmudgeon, whatever that is. (Not really meant to be disrespectful; I just have no idea what that is.)
I dig Treacher. So do you. So vote for him.
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Recycled Garbage: The Leftwing Identity-Politics Media Claims That Biden Never Said You Were Garbage and If He Did, That's Because You Are
Tim Walz: I Competely Support Late Third-Term Abortions
Of Course: The Democrat Lunatic Who Shouted "Alluha Akbar" As He Shot a Jewish Man on the Way to Synogogue Is a, Get This, Illegal Alien Allowed Into the Country in the Past 18 Months by Harris-Biden
Supreme Court Overturns Hawaiian Judge's Insane Ruling -- Sought by the DOJ -- To Force Virginia to Put Illegal Alien Illegal Voters BACK on the Voting Rolls
"The Only Garbage I See Floating Out There Are His Supporters:" Biden Goes Even Further Than "Deplorables"
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Mid-Morning Art Thread
The Morning Report 10/30/24
Daily Tech News 30 October
Paul Anka Haiku Contest Announcement
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AllahPundit's Paul Anka 45's Collection
AnkaPundit: Paul Anka Takes Over the Site for a Weekend (Continues through to Monday's postings)
George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an F*ckin' Hammer
Democratic Forays into Erotica
New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network
Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes
Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse
Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party"
Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad
Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up
Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry
NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom
Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
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They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
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Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
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