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December 27, 2008

David Spade Donates $100,000 to Police Department to Buy High-Powered Rifles to Fight Drug Cartels

Not sure if he's a Republican, but if he's "in the closet," this is kinda like being arrested for whipping a male prostitute chained to his wall.

Actor and one-time Phoenix resident David Spade has donated $100,000 to the Phoenix Police Department. The department will use the much needed funds to buy high-powered rifles to defend the city from the growing influence of Mexican drug cartels.

Through his publicist, Spade explained that "these guys need to be able to do their jobs, and I am just happy I could help."

Spade says he got the idea for the donation after seeing a story on FOX News. Phoenix police say Spade called asking to donate to their rifle program after he saw that officers, outgunned and desperate for more firepower, wanted to buy their own semi-automatic rifles.

It's almost enough to forgive him for pretty much banging every girl you fantasized about in high school.

As a friend wrote, "If he nails Christie Brinkley, I'll kill him."

More: Dave in Texas writes further--

"The article also mentions he donated $25,000 to the family of a fallen Phoenix officer last year."

Dirty Harry via Slublog



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