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December 19, 2008

DNA Confirms Body is Caylee Anthony's

Last week, when the body was discovered, some talking head said that Casey Anthony kept saying to her parents, in recorded jailhouse conversations, that she felt Caylee "must be close." She kept on repeating this, I gather.

It seems likely this was an attempt at a coded message, trying to clue the parents in to the body's general location while avoiding making it too obvious for those listening to her conversation.

The body was found blocks from Casey Anthony's house. "I just feel that Caylee must be close by" was probably a shit-for-brains attempt to get her parents looking for the body, in order to dispose of it properly, and spare her the needle. (This is not to suggest the parents would have participated in such a plan. Just that it seems this was Casey Anthony's intent.)

In related news, Florida is sorta surrounded by ocean and gulf. And has huge swamps and many lakes.

Casey Anthony's idea of a good place for a body dump was in a bit of woods in a suburban subdivision blocks from her house. She would have taken more time to better dispose of the body, but she was late for a bikini wax.

posted by Ace at 03:26 PM

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It seems likely this was an attempt at a coded message, trying to clue the parents in to the body's general location while avoiding making it too obvious for those listening to her conversation. The body was found blocks from Casey Anthony's house. "I just feel that Caylee must be close by" was probably a shit-for-brains attempt to get her parents looking for the body, in order to dispose of it properly, and spare her the needle. (This is not to suggest the parents would have participated in such a plan. Just that it seems this was Casey Anthony's intent.) In related news, Florida is sorta surrounded by ocean and gulf. And has huge swamps and many lakes. Casey Anthony's idea of a good place for a body dump was in a bit of woods in a suburban subdivision blocks from her house. 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