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December 08, 2008

"Heavenly Butt:" Boy George Found Guilty of Handcuffing Man-Whore to Wall and Beating Him with Chain

You know it's getting close to Christmas when heartwarming stories like this fill the news.

Boy George is facing jail after being convicted today of handcuffing a male escort to his bed and beating him with a metal chain as he tried to flee after a naked photo shoot.

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The pair first met in April last year through a social networking site primarily for gay and bisexual men and even though O’Dowd suspected Mr Carlsen had hacked into his computer they parted on good terms. The singer paid the younger man £300 of the £400 they had agreed.

In the next few weeks they exchanged e-mails in which the singer accused Mr Carlsen of breaking into his computer system but then said that he would be “perfectly happy to see you naked asap”. He referred to Mr Carlsen’s “heavenly butt” and eventually they agreed to meet for a second time.


It was when Mr Carlsen returned to the flat that things took a violent turn.

After calling Mr Carlsen into his bedroom, O’Dowd and another man leapt on him, wrestled him to the floor and started beating him.

He told the court that during the attack O’Dowd was screaming “F****** whore! Now you’re going to get what you deserve”.

I think that's enough.

Incidentally, he was convicted of false imprisonment, just like OJ, and also seems to have done this at least partly over a dispute -- George claims the man-whore hacked into his computer.

As he let you know in this video, he really wanted you to vote for Obama, by the way.

Okay, One More Excerpt:

Mr Carlsen [the victim/manwhore] told the court that O’Dowd concocted the story about computer tampering so he could punish him for not having sex during the first meeting.

He said: “I think he couldn’t handle the refusal – me not having sex with him.”

Possible. Imagine the pain of being rejected for sex by a gay male prostitute. How unappetizing do you have to be?


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