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December 04, 2008

"Wooden Plank" Discovered on Mars; Martian Trutbers' Heads Explode

Granted, it does look like a plank:

But does that justify this sort off hubbub?

[O]ne website insists it is a leaked image that 'could get someone killed.' A writer from TheCrit.com said NASA's claims Mars was a desert world were 'lies' and that 'there are vast forests on Mars, ones that are kept from the public.'
They go on to speculate the 'wood' was brought to its present position by a flood of water that must have happened within 40 years 'because the wood is intact.'

Wait 'till they see the suppressed Martian Ninja Dinosaur pictures.

posted by Ace at 04:25 PM

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