« Finally: Donkey Punch, The Movie |
Main
|
Zoologists: Knut is psychopath. To be evicted from zoo. »
December 03, 2008
More Detail on Hypoethesized WMD Attacks: Scenario Envisions Anthrax Sprayed in Five Cities
Not nearly as funny as Donkey Punch.
A bipartisan commission empanelled by Congress released a report today saying that terrorists are likely to carry out a weapons-of-mass-destruction attack somewhere in the world in the next five years.
The commission concluded that the terrorists are more likely to use biological weapons than nuclear weapons and that the United States is not prepared for such an attack.
In one scenario envisioned by the president’s Homeland Security Council, the commission reports, terrorists driving a truck with a concealed sprayer would infect five different U.S. metropolitan areas with anthrax in two waves of attacks conducted two weeks apart.
“The Commission believes that unless the world community acts decisively and with great urgency, it is more likely than not that a weapon of mass destruction will be used in a terrorist attack somewhere in the world by the end of 2013,” says the report.
Over 10,000 dead, the scenario projects.
Great.