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November 26, 2008

Something to Give Thanks For: STAR WARS!

As envisioned by Donny and Marie Osmond, Red Foxx, Kris Kristofferson, Paul Lynde and a cast of dozens upon dozens of people who were really f'n desperate for attention.

Behold in all it's wondrous glory: Part 1 of the Donny and Marie Star Wars Special.

Yes, the sound and the picture are annoyingly out of sync. But there is a good reason for that.

I hate you. I hate you all.

Anyway, watch it and give thanks that I didn't post part 2 of this extravaganza on the main page as well.

Although if you are one of those obsessive types who absolutely must see the whole damn thing, part 2 is beneath the jump.

As always, you're welcome. Happy Thanksgiving morons.

Part 2 for you really sick, sad, lonely and pathetic Star Wars nerds. Or you sick, sad, lonely and pathetic Donny and Marie nerds.

When the two worlds collide, I have trouble sorting the wheat from the chaff among you. So I just lump you all together in a pit of pity.

posted by Jack M. at 05:23 PM

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