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November 22, 2008

Unbiased Analysis: (and Project "Cockholster") “Obama Tilts Towards the Center” (genghis)

Update: Company-wide memo: We're only up to #35 at Google on Project "Cockholster?"

Tomorrow, we enter into talks with an Indonesian-based firm to discuss outsourcing comments as a cost-saving measure. Granted, the spelling and dictation will be a bit awkward at first, but short of a Chapter 11 bankruptcy filing, there's little else we can do. It doesn't appear that we can expect any kind of federal remedy since the proposed "Blogger Bailout Act of 2008" is stalled in committee and likely to be vetoed, should it ever pass.

Our CEO, Mr. O' Spades, has led a valiant effort to get this bailout package passed (I think he sent an e-mail or perhaps threw up on a sidewalk within view of a U.S. Senator), but his efforts were in vain, I'm sorry to say.

But we still need to finish off Project "Cockholster" whether or not we survive as an independent blog. In addition to the outsourcing talks, it's possible we may be aquired by a bigger blog, such as "Hot Air" or "The Daily Dish." So there's always hope.

Finally, Ragjeesh, from HR, will be coming around to each of your comment boxes today delivering you a small cardboard box. We would like you to keep this item handy in case it's needed in the near future.

In the meantime, please keep working on Project "Cockholster," as it's our only current active/income receivable account.

Also: Free leftover donuts in conference room 47-C, while they last!

End of Update.

And overnight thread I guess...everyone else seems to be passed out. You should be too, cockholsters.

After all, if this story from the notoriously balanced NYT via the equally balanced MSNBC is true…who are we to doubt? Haters.

”WASHINGTON - President-elect Barack Obama won the Democratic nomination with the enthusiastic support of the left wing of his party, fueled by his vehement opposition to the decision to invade Iraq and by one of the most liberal voting records in the Senate. “

“Now, his reported selections for two of the major positions in his cabinet — Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton as secretary of state and Timothy J. Geithner as secretary of the Treasury — suggest that Mr. Obama is planning to govern from the center-right of his party, surrounding himself with pragmatists rather than ideologues. “


Ummm. Ok. I like this sentence at the end, and so will you. Otherwise you’re a toucher of paraffin. Freak.
“He clicked with Obama,” one outside adviser said. “If you think about it, their sort of cool, distant styles are alike.”

Cool. Distant. Styles.

No word yet on whether they’ll also go out on lunchtime shopping trips to peruse cool, distant clothing options while discussing economic matters. Like when we all shopped at Jeans West (or longed to), back in the '80s. Personally, I thought Oak Tree had cooler stuff, though pricier on a bus-boy's budget. What was it that Teddy R. used to say: Walk hiply and carry a big man-purse? (like those they have in Europe and certain parts of Texas).


”Was there supposed to be a laugh track with this article? Just askin’ is all”

Note: Management-required 15% ”The Warriors” content below the fold.



Now comes the new Cabinet to Washington. Right-of-Center and packin’, they are

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