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November 19, 2008

The Age of Plenty, Continued: Dow Closes Under 8000

Obamaclypse. It's at 7997 or thereabouts now, with some late trades still being tallied.

Strangely, the New York Times stock price has soared 200% to $15.33.

Just kidding, it's at another all-time low.

Can we arrange a bailout for the New York Times? To subsidize it as it keeps the Moron Sulzberger in control of it, losing money hand over fist?

Yes, we can!

Thanks to Scott.


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