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November 06, 2008

Iowahawk Beams with Pride That America Has Looked Past Race to Elect a Corrupt, Dangerous, Naive and Unqualified President

It's like prosecutors joke darkly when they convict an innocent man: Anyone can convict a guilty man. It takes real legal talent to convict the innocent.

And similarly, any nation could elect a qualified and nonterrifying black President.

America is a special country for going for the Jeremiah Wright's and Bill Ayers' most famous disciple.

We might have elected more qualified blacks to the presidency -- Colin Powell, Michael Steele, the guy who does the funny sound effects in the Police Academy movies -- but we went for the guy who would do his level best to demolish the country.

I couldn't be prouder.


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