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November 06, 2008

Thursday Stupid: Amy Winehouse Updates Her Look

Old Look: Retro-Junkie Promqueen

New Look: Spiderman Nemesis Hobgoblin.

BTW, there once was a time, before the smack and crack, that she used to be sorta tasty.

Thanks to pajama momma.

Or... to adapt Norm MacDonald's old gag -- the Amy Winehouse Devolution:

1. Crackwhore

2. Assistant Crackwhore

3. Crackwhore in Training

4. Crackwhore's Fluffer

5. Crackwhore's Fluffer's personal assistant

6. Person relieved of all crackwhore duties whatsoever and is stationed at the door to make the cops think it's a perfectly innocent Mexican human-organ-theft operation


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