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October 28, 2008

$20,000 $25,000 Reward for Obama/Ayers/Dohrn/Khalidi Tape

Dirty Harry suggests a benefactor can offer $100,000.

Well, I don't know if one will step forward. I can guarantee, though, that if the goods are delivered the blogosphere can contribute $20,000. In a matter of hours.

Maybe more. More would depend on the tape.

This offer includes is particularly directed towards Los Angeles Times employees. Maybe ones that just got fired. Or will get fired in the next couple of weeks.

Guaranteed.

Anonymous.

That's how we roll.

Pretty pathetic that we have to try to bribe "newsmen" to release newsworthy tapes.

If your conscience is troubled, They should have released it anyway.

Plus that $25,000. You know what helps an aching conscience? Rubbing it with crisp hundred dollar bills, that's what.

Yeah it just went up five g's. If I can get $5 grand in a donation drive, I'm pretty damn sure I can get $25,000 for the tape.

And no, not a stunt. One little blog gets $5 k in a donation drive. Something like this, with every blogger linking the donation button, would easily get in excess of $25,000.

PS: Don't donate to me for this. I mean, donate to me, sure, but it's not going into a special pool. That would be money for me, for hookers and Centipede.

If a guy comes to me offering it, I'll set up the special account. Or he can do it. Only if I specifically say "Donate here for the tape" etc. is the money actually going for the tape.

Seriously, it's pretty easy to get the money.

If that's what it takes to get the Los Angeles Fucking Times to produce genuine news, so be it.

Legal Niceties: Someone writes in about escrow and such.

Well, sure, we can do that. Present proof of the tape (like let me see it) and I'll set up the account and we can hire lawyers to set up escrow.

A guy connected to political donors says they can be tapped if someone really has the tape.

I guess I shouldn't have set this up as an off the wall idea. It's just that I know, based upon just this site's own readers, $25,000 is not a lot of money. Forget tapping into Republican big-money donors. Well, let's not forget about them -- I just know that $25,000 is easy-peasey even without them.

With them... well, it's more.

At any rate, the offer is serious, and yes, upon contact by a someone serious and evidence that the tape is in your possession, we can get cracking on escrow.


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