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October 24, 2008

The Olde Friday Night Gospel Hour (genghis)

Starring…who else?

Tonight’s devotional and worship service features two multimedia presentations.

The first is from Ron Howard, in which he reprises his roles as both Opie and Ritchie in order to praise “The One.” Includes testifying by both Andy Griffith and The Fonz. Sadly, no snake handling, nor accidental bitings from same.

(no hairpieces were harmed in the filming of this video)

The second is from Japan, a quite serious and non-weird nation. It’s a peppier piece and quite easy to dance to. Trust me on this. The video is titled “Obama is Beautiful World.” I’ve never heard a more true statement. Sorry, the vid doesn’t include anime of tentacles intruding into various orifices of young, nubile Japanese girls. You’ll have to look elsewhere for that, sick heathens and devil-worshippers.

Videos courtesy of Dori Monson.

Go visit and say hi. Also, don’t forget to put something in the offering basket when the ushers come to your pew. As members of the Church of Genghis, it’s a community responsibility to help fund my new backyard hot tub, so that I can be revived and rejuvenated and continue to minister to you.

Otherwise, LauraW eats your soul.

(I’m not actually posting the videos…go to the link above. Then come back and comment)

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