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October 16, 2008
SET UP: TEN YEAR REPUBLICAN SCHEME PUTS COVERT "GOPERATIVE" JOE THE PLUMBER IN EXACT HOUSE WHOSE DOOR BARACK OBAMA WAS DESTINED TO KNOCK UPON
...Mr. Wurzelbacher was playing football in his front yard with his son, Joey, on Sunday afternoon when Mr. Obama made an unscheduled stop to go door to door greeting voters and asking for their support.
I got news for you: Whatever door Obama knocked on, Joe "The Plumber" Wurzelbacher (aka Agent X-88 Delta) would answer. Agent X-88 (and his "son," the midget French acrobat/psychic assassin "Joey") lived in all the houses in the neighborhood, each connected to the rest by a series of underground tunnels.
His "neighbors"? All constructed of space-age polymers.
That's right, I said it: Polymers.
Thanks to Tree Hugging Sister.
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