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September 23, 2008

Gearing Up for Another Stolen Election UPDATE: Biden Impression (Kat-Mo)

Via Hotair

Biden to lawyers: You'd have to be brain dead not to help.

Biden said that he's "done more than any other senator combined" for trial lawyers.

"There are two people -- you've heard me say it before -- two groups that stand between us and the barbarians at the gate," Biden said. "It's you and organized labor. That's it. That is it. So, mark my words, mark my words, if we lose this election, you are going to continue to see a continuation of the onslaught on everything we care about. For real. For real. So, I'm not only thanking you for your help. I would think you're all absolutely brain-dead if you didn't help. And I mean it."

You just have to wonder how many states Uncle Joe thinks the Democrats are going to have rig..er..excuse me...fight for by challenging every damn vote by anyone who didn't pull the lever for The Messiah.

Heretics.

But, what really gets me is the "only people that stand between us and the barbarians at the gate". There are five people in my family who come to mind when I think about standing between me and "the barbarians at the gate". Their names did not end with "esq". They begin with "Sgt", "Cpt", "E4", "T2" and "S1".

Dear Joe,

Maybe you can get one of your lawyer friends to translate those "code" words for you?

Until then, F*ck off.

Update: Now that I've pissed off our Lawyer friends, I will do my Biden impression and say, "Present company excluded, God love ya'."


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