Beretta - UPDATE; VPs - UPDATE: Palin "Pretty Close to Dead Center" UPDATE: Gun Owners Are Mental - UPDATE: Pretty Fly for a White Guy(Kat-Mo)

Uncle Joe's gotta gun.

He's also got a raging case of penis envy. That's the only reason I can think of for some jackass politician announcing to a room full of strangers that he owns a Beretta and no one is going to mess with his gun. Least of all, his running mate, Sen. Obama.

He couldn't get the votes if he wanted to.

Joe Biden = Hedley Lamar

The thought of Uncle Joe owning a gun almost makes you believe in gun control.

Almost.

Hearing Uncle Joe proclaim he owns a Beretta made me have flash backs. John F'n Kerry, orange vest, shot gun. John Kerry catching a football. John Kerry taking a soccer ball to the head. John Kerry wind surfing. John Kerry eating a Philly Cheese Steak. About as natural as tits on a bull.

If Uncle Joe actually owns a Beretta it's probably locked away somewhere collecting dust since Carter was president. Considering how often he shoots his mouth off and misses, you have got to be afraid Ol' Joe might shoot his own toe off or somebody else's head.

Uncle Joe was trying to win his "street creds".

Biden told the crowd that he himself is a gun owner. "I got two," Biden said, "if he tries to fool with my Beretta, he's got a problem. I like that little over and under, you know? I'm not bad with it. So give me a break. Give me a break."

"A little over and under"? Give ME a break. Put your penis back in your pants and stop waving it around, Joe. You're scaring all the little kiddies.

His opponent, Gov. Palin, has nothing to prove. The entire world knows that she owns a gun or two or three and she knows how to use them. She doesn't have to talk about them or prove anything. She walks the walk while Joe talks the talk.

That is the difference between living the life and a wannabe.

UPDATE: I was just thinking. You know the difference between Joe Biden, Sarah Palin and Dick Cheney?

Sarah and Dick don't miss. IYKWIMAITYD

UPDATE: Back by Popular Demand..

By the way, I don't know if any of you stopped drooling long enough to listen to the guy at the end of the video. After Palin shot, he said, "Pretty close to dead center."

Do NOT f*ck with Sarah Palin!

UPDATE: We are just kickin' it today. Krono's down in comments reminded us about this little doozy from Uncle Joe:

"I don't know if he mentally qualifies to own that gun". Pot. Kettle.

UPDATE: One more...Pretty Fly for a White Guy. thx mpur

And, holding to Ace's standards, an old music video that may or may not have a damn thing to do with our subject

posted by xgenghisx at 01:44 PM

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