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September 16, 2008
Battleground Polls...
The new numbers are out for the 7-9 states that Obama believes are in the Union but which no one else has thusfar noticed to exist.
Here are the numbers:
New Pennsylvania: Obama up by six!
Old Mexico: Obama leading by four!
West Carolina: Obama ahead by two (within the margin of error).
Puerto Guam: Obama up big, 62-36 over McCain!
Oklabama: Obama up by eight!
Barryfornia: Obama has a commanding twelve-point lead!
And in the heartland state of East Jesus, Obama is up over McCain by five points!
Take that, McCain-Palin.
Thanks to sauropod.