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September 07, 2008

USATODAY/GALLUP SHOCK: 54-44 MCCAIN AMONG LIKELY VOTERS;
50-46 AMONG REGISTEREDS

Uh-oh.

I just got tipped the new McCain slogan:

That's right, Trig is a Fake Pregnancy Changeling Baby.
What are you gonna do about it, punk?!

Now that's the sort of confident straight-talking leadership we need.


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50-46 AMONG REGISTEREDSdigg this
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