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September 04, 2008

How. Great. Is. This.

As you may have noticed, I'm enjoying blogging again. You seem to be enjoying yourselves too.

This is what makes those long boring weeks of bad news or lame news worth it. There's always a comedy bonanza coming at some point.

And the gloating. Oh Dear Lord, the sweet sweet gloating.

I'm not in this for analysis. I'm in for gloating. And I need to be winning to be gloating.

You ever try gloating when you're getting your ass kicked? It doesn't play.

It's been a while since I could really, genuinely, deeply gloat.

Thank you, John McCain and Sarah Palin, for once again letting me laugh again.

And thank you, too, liberals. DKM (Daily Kos Media). Barack "Community Organizer" Obama. Power Glutes Andi. Keef Olbermann. You have played no small role in elevating my spirits and bringing joy into my life again.

In fact, to be honest, it has relatively little to do with McCain or Palin and almost everything to do with you.

You shit-for-brains clown-nosed jerkoffs are just about the best thing I've got going on in my life.

You are the wind beneath my wings. I... I think I love you guys.

Was that too forward? I don't want this to get weird. Let me take back the l-bomb and just say: Don't change. Don't change a blessed thing.

Ah, I can't help myself. I love ya, ya head-fucked goofs.

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