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September 01, 2008

Is Barack Obama Having an Illicit Sex-Affair with Hillary Clinton?

Just airing a theory, here. There's circumstantial evidence of a sex-affair, which is like a normal affair, just three times more SeXXXy.

Just askin' questions. The Internets, they are abuzz.

I need documentation. Gotta haves me some documentation.

Why won't Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton just release the documents so we can all finally move on?

Sexplosive video below the fold. (Warning: Does not contain any XXX Sarah Palin Swimsuit Competition Jew Zionist Bikini Pictures.)

Thanks to pendejo grande.

Grande, I say.

Update/Correction: I'm informed the video is actually of Todd Palin in drag.

And also, of Sarah Palin, wearing a "Bill Clinton fat suit."

posted by Ace at 07:16 PM

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