Rev. Wright Takes Page from Madonna in Issuing Calculatedly-"Shocking" Statements; Then Also Emulates Madonna By "Crucifying" Self While Simulating Masturbation with Fungo Bat

Pretty much only the NY Post and a few other conservative-tilting papers will mention this. Shhh. Nothing about Wright can be reported. He's like the Manhattan Project.

This is a national security concern, you understand.

"This ordinary boy [Obama] just might be the first president in the history of the United States to have a black woman sleeping at 1600 Pennsylvania legally," Wright said, referring to Michelle Obama, in a sermon at the Wheeler Avenue Baptist Church in Houston.

That's nothin', Reverend. He might be the first president to have Scarlett Fucking Johanson sleeping at the White House, too.

But that's not the best part. The best part is Wright's assertion that he substantially shaped the "boy" who would grow into "The One," and that he is, in a sense, Obama's father.

Wright's remarks yesterday were full of praise for Obama - although several times, he referred to Obama as a "boy" who later developed into an extraordinary person, through God's work and, presumably, Wright's guidance.

"The lord turned the ordinary into the extraordinary. Y'all just saw it this past week. It was on national television," Wright said to applause.

"An ordinary black boy raised in a single-parent home . . . walked into my office 20 years ago to talk about his dream for a community that concentrated on things that we could achieve in common."

Obama-Wright. He's not technically on the ticket, but he's there nonetheless in all the ways that count.

posted by Ace at 06:41 PM

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