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August 28, 2008

Cooking With Ace of Spades: Today’s Recipe is “Narrative au Gratin” (genghis)

(Note: in certain cultures this tasty dish is called ”Perfect Media Storm.”)

Yield: Approximately one bucket of shit (metric equivalent is roughly one Keith Olbermann)

Serving size: One audience of MSNBC viewers or paid subscribers to the New York Times

Ingredients:
1 ½ cups 3rd anniversary of Hurricane Katrina
½ tbsp. each indifference and malice on the part of the Bush administration
1 small (3 oz.) pre-baked Brownie, to taste
1 medium-sized race card, diced
¾ cup Tropical Storm Gustav, re-strengthened to a Cat. 3 hurricane and intent on destroying New Orleans for the second time in 3 years
¾ cup global warming
1 fresh sprig of Joe Scarborough claiming this morning that many people died in Hurricane Katrina because it was the end of the month and they hadn’t yet received next month’s welfare checks so they couldn’t fuel their cars and escape the wrath of the storm
3 quarts asinine insinuation
(optional: 1 cup hobo toes, unshelled)

Preparation:
Blend ingredients together in a large mixing bowl then transfer to a crock pot. Set temperature at 911 degrees (F) and the timer for 7:45 p.m. (Moron Standard Time) on Thursday. Adjust cooking time accordingly if you live in an area where the altitude is one mile high or greater (see appendix for additional tips).

Transfer the contents of the crock pot to a casserole dish and sprinkle 1/8 cup each of hope and change on top. Place in a preheated oven set to broil for 15 minutes and bake until a soothing, not-really-all-that-threatening color. Remove the dish, transfer to a large bowl and serve immediately. (ed. note: we recommend Invesco serving dishes over Pyrex)

Hint: For a more festive dish, garnish with fake Greek columns.

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Warriors photo included to satisfy management policy that all posts contain at least 15% Warriors content

(Preemptive strike on my part: No, the linked story doesn't have all that in it...yet. Give it time.)


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