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August 25, 2008

Stay Classy, Kos Diarists: McCain Has Alzheimer's; Will Resign to Deliver Country to Joe Lieberman, and His Zionist Masters in Israel

Yup, that's the plan, Stan.

Such heart-warming news! High level Republican associates here are talking about the latest ploy on the part of the State of Israel to gain complete control of the United States government. Their idea is to offer the diseased McCain unlimited support from their papers and television stations in return for his putting Joe Lieberman on the ticket as vice president. As McCain is known to be seriously ill and will soon be unable to function, the plan will be for him to retire "for reasons of health" and then Joe Lieberman, loud and persistent Israeli supporter, will step into the Oval Office and America will have her first (unelected) Jewish president.

Related: Eric Cantor is a Jew.

posted by Ace at 08:56 PM

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