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August 20, 2008

Top Ten Funniest Country Song Titles

Stumbled across randomly by AQ.

10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine
9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With a Few

8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me

7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'

6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win

5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here

4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him

3. Dropkick Me Jesus Through The Goal Posts of Life

2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer

And the Number One Funniest Country Song is...

1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day Long

Heh on Number one.

Whoops: It seems they're not all real. In fact, the only one I know is real is one I added to the list (found elsewhere), Dropkick Me Jesus Through the Goalposts of Life.

Oh well. Someone should write "I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here."

posted by Ace at 12:35 AM

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