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August 15, 2008

Global investors didn't get the memo

Poofy bastards just aren't with the program and keep fleeing to dollars. This is not what The Messiah wants to see folks. Show some fucking spine ferchrisakes. No desert for you tonight!

...Against sterling, the US currency notched up its 11th consecutive day of gains – its longest uninterrupted rise in more than 35 years – as markets became increasingly convinced that the US was best-placed to weather the global downturn...
What we're looking for here is a few good men willing to risk their fortunes on some punk ass leftist dictators. Surely someone will go to bat for Robert Mugabe and toss a few billion Zimbabwe's way, right? Hugo needs a little love too these days. Its not easy being a crank conspiracy theorist thug.


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