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August 12, 2008
Bulwer-Lytton Award Winners, 2008
Hmmm... It's an obligatory link, but I gotta tell ya, I'm unimpressed.
This one is okay...
She had the kind of body that made a man want to have sex with her.
But this is an old, old well-used joke structure, the set-up for a similie or metaphor that never actually comes, instead just going completely literal. I've been doing this joke since seventh grade; after exhausting six thousand variations of the "Your momma's a whore because..." joke, I started using the "Your momma's a whore because men pay her for sexual favors."
Can you tell I'm jealous? I really wanted one for my Moqtada al-Sadr Action Thriller series.
Thanks to MattM.