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August 04, 2008

Why did the Karma cross the Road? [krakatoa]

Marcel Lizak, 33, was arrested for DUI at 6:30 p.m. Sunday, said Campton Hills Police Chief Greg Anderson. Lizak was released from police custody at 8:24 p.m. after getting his driver's license back and posting $100 bail.

After getting out of jail, Marcel went to a bar. A couple hours later, he leaves the bar, and...

Lizak was struck by a car and killed while attempting to cross Illinois Highway 38 near LaFox Road at 11:18 p.m. The driver will not be charged, police said.

Darwin is a bitch.


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