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July 23, 2008
Man Nearly Breaks "The Four-Minute Mile of Binge Drinking"
He came thisclose to actually having a blood alcohol content of... HALF.
Well, half of one percent, at least. He hit a .489.
No fucking about with .08 or even .13. Fuck decimals, baby. He "went fractional," as all the kids are saying these days.
Corrected, Yet Again! Not "half" as in half of his blood, but half as in half of one percent of his blood.
Damnit. Ruins the joke, and also makes me look like a bigger moron than usual. I'm more bothered by the former.