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July 18, 2008

It's One Of Those Fridays Again.

Let's make this perfectly crystal-fuckin' clear: You all suck.

I've never seen such a collection of monobrows, harelips, tiny heads, and mismatched eyes in all my life. And I've seen all of The Muppets movies.


PS: Your mom has had more sailors inside than the USS Abraham Lincoln.

PPS: Please leave your flames on the new site ( because the order of the comments- and the ability to see all of them- is kind of central to the whole flamewar concept.


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