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July 11, 2008

"inexperienced driver" cured of "inexperience" instantly

...by decapitation in a 90mph crash driving through someone's yard, hitting a hummer and totaling it.

the 16-year-old was driving at least 90 mph when he crashed...into a wooden fence before hitting a Hummer...decapitated by a wooden fence post...Sgt. S. Wolverton said. "It may just be driver inexperience."

I've been driving for decades, but I can't say that I have any experience at all doing 90 through someone's yard. I'm not really sure having a lot of experience doing that sort of thing would have helped him too much with the fence post anyway. Fence posts are notoriously uncooperative and insensitive to the high speed driving training needs of youth. No mention if alcohol was involved, but I'm pretty sure Darwin was.

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"It may just be driver inexperience." I've been driving for decades, but I can't say that I have any experience at all doing 90 through someone's yard. I'm not really sure having a lot of experience doing that sort of thing would have helped him too much with the fence post anyway. Fence posts are notoriously uncooperative and insensitive to the high speed driving training needs of youth. 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