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July 02, 2008
33 Afghan "Rebels" Suffer Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder and Also Post-Traumatic Death Disorder, But Mostly Post-Traumatic Death Disorder
Doctors report their condition as "stable" but "dead."
"Large groupings" of innocent civilians in the kite-flying Khost province were spotted carrying RPPGs (Rocket Propelled Peace-Grenades) and LMGs (Love Machine-Guns), and were heartlessly murdered by coalition troops, most of whom were probably Jews in the first place. So right there, you know somethin's up.
It is estimated that of the 33 people killed, at least 70 were grandmothers and an additional 540 were adorable children with overalls-pockets spilling over with slingshots, frogs, and puckish mischief.