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June 18, 2008
John McCain 'Haiku' Exposition
I put little doodads around 'Haiku' because occasionally some smartass shows up in these threads and tells us we're not doing it right.
We know it's not really haiku, OK? It's just a handy form that soothes the savage moron, allowing him to distill his frenzied rants down to a few terse, drool-moistened words.
The spare form gives our observations on pudding a certain resonance.
I'll kick it off with one dedicated to Mr. John McCain:
Untitled
Lie to me again
you fucking FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKING FUCKER AAAAARRRGGGHH
I'm gonna get drunk
Whew.
That might not have been a 5-7-5 format. When this burst blood vessel in my eye clears a bit, I'll have to count syllables and tighten that one up.
posted by Laura. at
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