Dr. Doolittle

Sub-atomic psychokinetic fissionist resists arrest.

Police in Bridgeport, Conn., say they arrested a man after he ordered his pet to attack two officers. Lucky for them, 9-foot-long pythons aren't very obedient.

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Police arrived at Rodriguez's apartment after receiving a report that he was threatening his girlfriend with the albino python.

After the building's superintendent opened the apartment door for the officers, Rodriguez allegedly threatened them with the snake and told it to "Get them!"

When the python failed to comply, Rodriguez raised his arms and commanded all the cockroaches in his apartment to "Seize Them!"

A short moment later while struggling with police, he pointed at a small grey spider in the corner and said "Fluffy! Attack! Sic 'em girl!"

OK, those last couple of quotes might be inaccurate.

Whoever told this fellow that snakes will obey voice commands, I want to buy you a beer, man.

Thanks to Dave in Texas.

posted by Laura. at 11:30 AM

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