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June 11, 2008

The Ten Worst Products for Men, Ever

Oh it starts out harmless enough, with spray-on hair and a chest-toupee for those who want to show a little hair in their man-cleavage.

But then it gets to the radioactive codpiece, the "rectorooter" for, um, unclogging blockage in your butt-plumbing, and the spikey-things to wear around your penis in order to prevent self-abuse. Or erections, period.

And then, for some reason, it just lists "Thomas Newton." Not really sure what that's all about.


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