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June 06, 2008

Jenna Fisher Tearfully Confesses: "HOLLYWOOD TURNED ME OUT AS A HOOKER FOR TWO WEEKS!!!"


Okay, not really. But sort of -- an unwitting whore in training. In an NPR interview she describes her audition for an all-girl "singing group," supposedly the "International Spice Girls," which turned out to be a cover for a high-class call-girl ring.

They eventually attempted to turn her out. She politely declined (begins at 23:10).

Ah, what could have been. She blames her failure as a prostitute on her stick-in-the-mud parents.

Via PetiteDov.

Related: If you listen to the full interview it gives the answer away, but here's a trivia question, which is possibly bullshit, because I just heard it from one person:

Which state's residents speak in the most unaccented "neutral" American accent in the country?

I always figured it would be -- well, where I'm from. New Jersey. Or Connecticut. But people keep telling me recently I have a "New Jersey accent," something I find hideously insulting. (I went through my whole life not knowing I had an accent, now I'm tagged as having one.)

A Crappy Accent Quiz: Well, it accurately says I'm from the Northeast, but doesn't feature the way I pronounce "horrible," and keeps putting the Phildelphia accent at the top of my list. (Well, that or "The Inland North.")

I sound nothing like a Philadephian. They say "wudder" instead of "water," and "eye-yern" instead of "iron."

Stupid quiz is supposed to say "no accent at all."

Thanks to Pablo Honey.

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