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June 06, 2008

Barck Obama: "Lightworker"

By which the unhinged troll* Mark Moford means he's an "enlightened being" in what he calls "New Age speak," which is a New Age way to call him what used to be known as Prophet, Messiah, Angel, or (gasp) Son of God.

They're really gone now, out where the buses don't run, three blocks north of Queer Street. (That's a link to LGF, by the way.)

Of course, some realize he's not a "Lightworker" at all, but a radical-though-inept politician, and so are setting the bar of success very low for him already. The soft bigotry of low expectations and all that.

* I call him a troll because he's like a comment troll. He gets attention by saying deliberately over-the-moon or stupid shit to get linked by conservative bloggers, which still counts as traffic, even though we can't hardly read a word.

Well, I'll link LGF. My hands are clean.

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