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June 04, 2008

Hokay, See if You Can Follow This: Dude Marries Woman. Dude Gets Sex Change and Divorces Wife. Now, Years Later, as a "Woman," Dude Re-Marries Ex-Wife in Civil Union.

For once "It's not you, it's me" seems to tell the truth of it.

I love you, baby -- but I just don't feel right loving you if I don't have plastic genitals.

Here's the question, which I really don't know the answer to: Is this guy gay?

I mean, supposedly he's a lesbian now, but who are we kidding? He's a dude with a Nerf Vagina. He's married to a woman. So he's... straight? I guess?

See? It's like a mind-puzzle, and incredible mind-puzzle.


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