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January 29, 2008

Hugh Hewitt: You know who might win Florida tonight?

John McCain.

You know who that benefits?

Mitt Romney.

Sayeth the internet's most trusted pundit, objectively speaking:

Even if the combination of the low-blow and the Crist-Martinez endorsements allow John McCain to eke out a narrow win tonight, headlines like this one assure Romney of an open field over the next week, as does the building backlash against the McCain tactics. (See Rich Lowry's assessment below.)

Expect the Golden State to be the decisive contest on 2/5, and tomorrow's debate to be anything but dull.

C'mon Florida! You HAVE to vote for Romney. This is becoming my favorite running joke of all time, and I don't want to see it end!

But that's mainly for selfish reasons. I have a whole slew of "You know who doesn't have enough delegates to win a brokered convention? John McCain. You know who that benefits? Conservatives." jokes that I really don't want to re-write.


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