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To Hell with the New York Times...who does the WASHINGTON TIMES endorse?Well, to be honest, the only "Times" worth reading hasn't formally endorsed anyone yet. However, they pretty much make it clear who they WON'T be endorsing today. Who won't they endorse? John McCain. Who does that benefit? Conservatives. Check out this indictment they prepared in today's "McCain vs. McCain" editorial. It's as if the Times (the reputable, Washington one) has decided to channel their inner Coulter as a force for truth, justice, and the American way. McCain vs. McCain: On illegal immigration, Mr. McCain said that anyone who says he supported amnesty is "a liar" and says he has "never" supported Social Security benefits for illegals. However, in 2006 and 2007, he joined with Ted Kennedy to support Senate bills that would have granted amnesty to millions of illegals. In 2006, Mr. McCain denounced in a floor speech and cast the deciding vote against an amendment by Sen. John Ensign, Nevada Republican, that would have denied Social Security benefits to illegals who work under a Social Security number obtained through identity fraud. He cosponsored the Dream Act providing in-state tuition for illegal-alien college students, but, in the face of intense opposition to the bill from grass-roots conservatives, Mr. McCain announced that he would have voted against the legislation had he been in attendance when it was voted on late last year (he was absent). How do you know McCain is lying to you? You are 1) a conservative and 2) he calls his statements "straight talk." Which I guess proves one thing. An affinity for telling the truth must skip generations. Oh well, maybe McCain's kids will turn out better than their Old Man. Oh yeah, thanks for this article go to nouvelle-McCain-supporter Beth for encouraging me to "do more reading about the candidates." I guess it is true after all: the more you know! Unlike McCain, NBC saturday morning public service announcements that run between cartoons to encourage time being spent in local libraries have apparently never lied to me. | Recent Comments
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