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December 20, 2007

Giuliani's Flu-Like Symptoms

The buddy that I'm staying with just came home for lunch and asked me what was going on today in the news. I mentioned Rudy Giuliani's hospital visit and he reminded me that "flu-like symptoms" used to be code for "hung over." So I looked at the story again:

Sources tell FOX 2 that he was complaining of headaches nausea and slurring his speech...

Veeery suspicious, if you ask me. And Gateway Pundit has this statement from a Giuliani spokesman:

"He went to the hospital last night with flu like symptoms. We're told he's in good spirits and heading back to New York today."


My conclusion: Vote Giuliani; he's livin' the AOSHQ lifestyle.

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posted by Gabriel Malor at 02:38 PM

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