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December 15, 2007
Illiteracy!
500 British writers declare war on illiteracy.
Illiterates expressed anger and dismay at the announcement, saying they had never heard of any of these authors before and had no idea why they were being targeted.
Uhh. That might not actually be a quote from the article.
UPDATE:
"One minute I'm accidentally brushing my teeth with fookin' Brylcreem, and the next, I hear there's a bloody war against my kind," complained Will Neese of Carraige-Upon-Houndbottom.
"Ain't life bloody hard enough for us? Now they're declaring war? It ain't right. It ain't right."
posted by Laura. at
04:05 PM
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