Cross-Dressing Christmas Thieves Busted in South Texas

Citizens of Mission Texas filed dozens of complaints about stolen Christmas decorations from their homes. So Mission cops set up a sting op, and at 4:30am yesterday pulled over a pickup truck full of Christmas decor, and arrested one women and two guys in drag.

In Guaracha’s mug shot, he wears a black strapless top, a blonde wig and makeup, including eyeliner, blush and lipstick. Garcia, also wearing makeup, is dressed less revealingly in a sweatshirt and sports a wig with jet-black locks flowing down to the middle of his back. The trio told police they started stealing the decorations after a night at a club, Garza said.

Sassy!

The trio confessed they planned to sell the stuff.

Clad in high heels, the two men sneaked across lawns, taking inflatable snow globes, lighted wire reindeer and Santa Claus statuettes. A resident near the intersection of 3 Mile Line and Inspiration Road eventually called police to report suspicious noises, and officers made the traffic stop as a result.

Oh please girl, heels? That's just not practical. This is an operation that demands stealth, not style. You gots to be a sneaky grinch, bitch.

thanks to eddiebear

UPDATE: BREAKING HARD, MUST CREDIT DAVE IN TEXAS commenter Hongqi noticed some rather, uh, interesting reportage:

1 "With jet-black locks flowing down to the middle of his back." Heh, heh...kinda...well...you know.

That's pretty hot.

posted by Dave In Texas at 12:31 PM

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