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December 14, 2007

FAQ: Why Are There Black SUVs In A Presidential Motorcade? A: To Kill You To Pieces

spongeworthy sends this email chain-letter type deal, but there's video, so it seems fairly reliable:

Black Trucks in Presidential Motorcade
Have you ever wondered what all those extra SUV in a Presidential or VIP motorcade are? You know the ones with blacked windows that no one gets in or out of...?

Wonder no more. They have a 6 barreled 7.62 mm mini guns. They fire over 4,000 rounds per minute. The wipers need to be run to remove spent casings when the weapon is firing.

The vehicle is also armor plated.

66 rounds per second, that's cookin'.

See, lefties? That's why they put you mutants into "Free Speech Zones." For your protection.

Whether these are actually in the motorcades I don't know. I suspect they are. Because any man who's President who doesn't drive around with these things in his motorcade is not a man at all.

posted by Ace at 08:49 PM

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That's why they put you mutants into "Free Speech Zones." For your protection. Whether these are actually in the motorcades I don't know. I suspect they are. Because any man who's President who doesn't drive around with these things in his motorcade is not a man at all. posted by Ace at 08:49 PM \| Access Comments <script language="javascript" src="http://adserver.adtechus.com/addyn/3.0/5235/1131537/0/170/ADTECH;loc=700;cookie=info;target=_blank;key=key1+key2+key3+key4;grp=[group]"></script><noscript><a href="http://adserver.adtechus.com/adlink/3.0/5235/1131537/0/170/ADTECH;loc=300;key=key1+key2+key3+key4;grp=[group]" target="_blank"><img src="http://adserver.adtechus.com/adserv/3.0/5235/1131537/0/170/ADTECH;loc=300;key=key1+key2+key3+key4;grp=[group]" border="0" width="300" height="250"></a></noscript>	Recent Comments nerdygirl: "Regarding the "French " way of raising kids. I was ..." Truman North: "No, wait, Keira Knightley played that slightly ang ..." 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